‘Humor’ Archives
On Those European Bus Signs…
...calling for women's ordination, I have an equally valid and just as likely idea for a marketing campaign: What never ceases to grind my gears about this whole deal is that some continue to think the Church's position on female clergy is a matter of policy, such as mandatory celibacy for diocesan priests, and thus subject to change. It [...]
New Film: Pope Michael
"Pope Michael" Trailer from Pope Michael Documentary on Vimeo. Looks entertaining, in the kind of way which has allowed me to enjoy the wacky, quaalude-driven world of William S. Burroughs.
For You Mullet Lovers Out There…
For some odd reason, I get a dozen or so hits per day from folks searching for information on mullets. So for all of you mullet hunters out there, this post is for you. First: " Kane's mullet is playoff ready," from the Toronto Sun. Second, this t-shirt, available for purchase from the NHL store: Third, a picture of the man's mullet [...]
The Wrath of Kahn – Robot Chicken Style
Kahn! Kahn! KAAAHHHN!
“Girls Can’t Write Books! Haw Haw Haw!”
Hat tip to Richard.
Ferguson Shows Brilliance
Watch Craig Furguson explain "why everything sucks," to the end: Humor is always grounded in the truth. (H/T: A Friend)
The New Jib-Jab
Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today! What's amazing is how this crosses party lines. Starry-eyed fanboys and girls will look at this and say, "Right on!," while the other side of the aisle will recognize this as a parody of a leader who will never live up to the Messianic expectation responsible for getting him elected. At any rate, the [...]
Detonating Squirrels?
Via Facebook update, Domenico Bettinelli brings us a great headline: "Spokane to detonate squirrels tearing up parks" Just innocent, quasi rat-like creatures? I think not. Anyway, check out the Rodenator Pro, enlisted to get the job done: Great video of this sweet little death-bringer here. The headline's a little misleading. The squirrels [...]
Finally. Some Jane Austen I Can Get Behind!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! Just the cover makes me want to own it. Jane Austen just isn't guy stuff. A little pinch of "zombie" turns anything into instant awesome, though. (If you care to read the legitimate Pride and Prejudice - though I can't imagine why you would - [...]
How I Spent Earth Hour
This post by Kathy Shaidle prompted me to inquire, "What was I doing at 8:30 last night during this whole Earth Hour deal?" At exactly 8:30 PM, I left the family home after watching Villanova beat Pitt. I left the T.V. on, along with the three computers I'd used throughout the evening, just in case the dogs wanted to check their email while I [...]
This is Why I Miss Student Newspapers
From Sean T. Johnston: Birthday song is very annoying I always look over in pity at the poor sap who's being clapped and sung at. I'm embarrassed because he's embarrassed. What's almost as bad is when this happens in seminary. You hear a collective "ugh" before we sing and clap. The guy hates it, and the only person who enjoys it is the [...]
Greg Makes My Day: “Hey There Cthulhu”
For the record, I loathe the song "Hey There Delilah" parodied here. But this just plain rocks.
Like Esoteric Humor? You’ll Love “Look Around You”
I love this stuff, because it reminds me of all those 70's/early 80's videos I watched in high school. And it's so ridiculous (and subtle) that that I can't stop watching. Good work, BBC. There are many of these on YouTube, so if you like this video, jump on over there and go to town.
This Guy? My Kinda Guy.
Not, of course, because he showboats. I strongly dislike showboaters. Nope. This guy has a solid sense of humor. Watch 'till the end to see what I mean.
Somebody in My Family MUST Purchase This For Me
Words cannot describe how excited I am at the prospect of owning a Barrack Obama Chia pet. My fascination with the Chia Pet is a) well-documented by the eye-rolls of family members, living and passed b) completely unexplainable. I suspect it has something to do with the ridiculous commercials, on top of the general absurdity of sprouting [...]
