Humor

This Guy? My Kinda Guy.

Not, of course, because he showboats. I strongly dislike showboaters.

Nope. This guy has a solid sense of humor.

Watch ’till the end to see what I mean.

Somebody in My Family MUST Purchase This For Me

Words cannot describe how excited I am at the prospect of owning a Barrack Obama Chia pet.

My fascination with the Chia Pet is a) well-documented by the eye-rolls of family members, living and passed  b) completely unexplainable. I suspect it has something to do with the ridiculous commercials, on top of the general absurdity of sprouting greenery on the top of things like Einstein and Scooby Doo.

BONUS! They made another Chia in honor of Obama:

For the record: not a fan. The cast resembles something between Lurch and John Henry Newman.

Mass Adventures

From a friend:

Priest: “The Lord be with you.”
Us: “And also with you.”
Priest: “Thank you very much.”
(repeat throughout Mass)

Priest: “In today’s first reading you tell us about listening through the prophets, Lord have mercy.”
Us: “Lord have mercy.”
Priest: “For the times when we have failed to listen to you and to others, Christ have mercy.”
Us: “Christ have mercy.”
Priest: “And for when we have gotten really frustrated because people won’t listen to us, Lord have mercy.”
Us: “Lord have mercy.”
Me: (audibly) “…seriously.”

Parody of the “I Pledge” Tragedy

In reference to this video, where celebrities come out of an eight year lull and discover that it’s ok to care again (H/T: Deacon Greg):

Fun with the Obamicon Generator

The whole quasi-Commie creepiness aside, I’m rather enamored with the idea of creating my own silly Obama-esque posters. Here are a couple of the best as done by others, from the generator’s site (h/t: extreme Catholic):

Of course, I had to make my own, included after the break… Read the rest of this entry »

Friday Service Announcement: Because Quid Sit? Cares.

And now you know.